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simpsonize-me

simpsonize-me83MIT1.0.0

Generate random quotes from The Simpsons characters - D'oh! Get your daily dose of Springfield wisdom

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Simpsonize Me - Simpsons Quote Generator

D'oh! Get random quotes from your favorite Simpsons characters with this simple and fun Node.js package.

Installation

npm install simpsonize-me

Usage

const simpsons = require('simpsonize-me');

// Get a random quote from any character
const randomQuote = simpsons.getRandomQuote();
console.log(`${randomQuote.characterDisplay}: "${randomQuote.quote}"`);
// Output: Homer: "D'oh!"

// Get a quote from a specific character
const homerQuote = simpsons.getRandomQuote('homer');
console.log(`${homerQuote.characterDisplay}: "${homerQuote.quote}"`);
// Output: Homer: "Mmm... beer."

// Get multiple random quotes
const quotes = simpsons.getMultipleQuotes(3);
quotes.forEach(q => console.log(`${q.characterDisplay}: "${q.quote}"`));

// Search for quotes containing specific words
const beerQuotes = simpsons.searchQuotes('beer');
console.log(beerQuotes);

// Get all available characters
const characters = simpsons.getAvailableCharacters();
console.log(characters);
// Output: ['homer', 'bart', 'marge', 'lisa', 'moe', 'burns', 'ned']

// Get all quotes from a specific character
const allHomerQuotes = simpsons.getCharacterQuotes('homer');
console.log(allHomerQuotes);

Available Characters

  • Homer Simpson - The lovable oaf with a passion for beer and donuts
  • Bart Simpson - The mischievous 10-year-old troublemaker
  • Marge Simpson - The patient and caring mother of the family
  • Lisa Simpson - The intelligent and idealistic 8-year-old
  • Moe Szyslak - The gruff bartender of Moe's Tavern
  • Mr. Burns - The evil and wealthy owner of the nuclear plant
  • Ned Flanders - The overly cheerful Christian neighbor

API Reference

getRandomQuote(character)

Returns a random quote object.

Parameters:

  • character (string, optional) - Character name (homer, bart, marge, lisa, moe, burns, ned)

Returns:

{
  quote: "D'oh!",
  character: "homer",
  characterDisplay: "Homer"
}

getMultipleQuotes(count, character)

Returns an array of random quote objects.

Parameters:

  • count (number, optional) - Number of quotes to return (default: 5, max: 20)
  • character (string, optional) - Character name to filter by

searchQuotes(keyword)

Search for quotes containing a specific keyword.

Parameters:

  • keyword (string) - The word or phrase to search for

Returns: Array of matching quote objects

getAvailableCharacters()

Returns an array of all available character names.

getCharacterQuotes(character)

Returns an array of all quotes for a specific character.

Parameters:

  • character (string) - Character name

Examples

const simpsons = require('simpsonize-me');

// Daily Simpsons wisdom
console.log("Today's Simpsons wisdom:");
const dailyQuote = simpsons.getRandomQuote();
console.log(`${dailyQuote.characterDisplay} says: "${dailyQuote.quote}"`);

// Homer Simpson quote collection
console.log("\nHomer's greatest hits:");
const homerQuotes = simpsons.getMultipleQuotes(3, 'homer');
homerQuotes.forEach((quote, index) => {
  console.log(`${index + 1}. "${quote.quote}"`);
});

// Find all beer-related quotes
console.log("\nBeer wisdom:");
const beerQuotes = simpsons.searchQuotes('beer');
beerQuotes.forEach(quote => {
  console.log(`${quote.characterDisplay}: "${quote.quote}"`);
});

Contributing

Feel free to add more quotes or characters! The Simpsons has been on for over 30 years, so there's plenty of material to work with.

License

MIT


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